Welcome to the final installment of the Wheel of Time Roundtable! In this weekly mini-series we’ve asked a panel of Wheel of Time experts a number of questions that look at the upcoming final volume in this long-running fantasy series: A Memory of Light and beyond.
We’ve looked at the threat of the Shadow, the threat of everybody else, postulated on what may happen after A Memory of Light, made a wishlist of things we want to see in the final book, and thought about what legacy the Wheel of Time will leave behind.
And you know what? We’re a bit tired of thinking right now, so in this final installment we’re going to imagine what The Wheel of Time:
The Musical! would be like. Moo ha ha!
The “question” was:
Throw out some numbers from a Wheel of Time musical!
Leigh Butler:
- I Got Sacrificed and Ferried To Avalon and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt [Rand]
- Hound Dog [Perrin, Faile]
- Lady Luck [Mat, Tuon] (duh)
- Mind the Gap… OF DEATH (The Traveling Song) [ensemble]
- Dream a Little Dream A’dam On Me [duet, Moghedien and Mesaana]
- Snakes and Foxes On A Motherf****ing Alternate Plane [Thom, Noal, Mat, Moiraine]
- Stayin’ Alive (The Song) [The Bee Gees]
- Seriously, The Bee Gees? [The Tinkers, ensemble]
- Virtual Insanity [Ishamael/Moridin, Lews Therin, Rand]
- I’m So Ronery [The Dark One]
- La La La (I’m Not Listening) [The Creator]
- Leave Me Alone [Lan]
- Dammit [Lan]
- Me and Him [Slayer]
- Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves [Nynaeve, Elayne, Min, Egwene, Aviendha]
- Girlfriend (Avril Lavigne cover) [Lanfear/Cyndane]
- I’ve Got Something in My Front Pocket For You [Balthamel/Aran’gar]
- Dead Man’s Party [Asmodean]
- I’m Not Compensating For Anything At All [Taim]
- Toxic [Padan Fain]
Matt Hatch:
- Moghedien the Librarian
- Elayne and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Rod
- Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise
- Supercallandorexpectingnarishmasobvious
- My Lace Cuffs Will Go On
- Look at Me, I’m Fain, I’m Mordeth, I’m Fain, I’m Mordeth
- Fortuona Matata
- Let’s go Fly a To’raken
- Bore Necessities
- Shaidar Haran and the Seven Trolloc
- Perrin and the Faile
- A Funny thing Happened on the Way to Tar Valon
- Bair
- Any Angreal Will Do
- No One Mourns the Forsaken
- The Nae’blis and I
- Nae’blis on Their Minds
- Total Eclipse of the Dragon
- The Dragon and His Wives
- Dancing Through Tear
- Springtime for Ishy
Jason Denzel: Ya’ll are crazy. This is why I do film.
Leigh Butler writes this very site’s long-running and deep-cutting Wheel of Time Reread. (And the Song of Ice and Fire Read.)
Jason Denzel heads the internet’s premiere comprehensive Wheel of Time fansite: Dragonmount.
Matt Hatch heads the Wheel of Time online think tank: Theoryland.
